Great Bingo Jokes!
Funny Bingo jokes to tell your online bingo friends
This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
He replied, "I didn't want to wet your bingo card!"
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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
- A bingo machine.
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PAT and MICK were playing Bingo.
Pat kept looking over Mick's shoulder saying, you've got that number mark it off, you've got that number mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet !?"
Pat replied - "I can't it's full !"
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Two bingo players sit together
Face each other and wonder whether
Thee or me, which one will win
Me I hope will wear the grin.
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Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most.
They were level pegging & both needed number "5" to win.
5 came up so they shared the win. Therefore even scoring ~
"Not so !!" wife exclaimed, "I said it quicker !"
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
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